your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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