So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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