just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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