two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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