you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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