She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
These 25 Normal Couples Tried Porn Moves During Sex And It Ended Horribly
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?