I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
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I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding