please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
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There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
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When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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