i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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