I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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