so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
