Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
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I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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