My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
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The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
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I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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