covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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