Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
We're too hungover to prance.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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