I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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