ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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