I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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