you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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