Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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