You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
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Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
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He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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