Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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