Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
