SEEEEXXX PLEASE
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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