i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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