Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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