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stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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