you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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