I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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