Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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