I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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