did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
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can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
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One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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