his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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