Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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