Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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