Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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