Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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