Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Sober January is a disaster.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
