i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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