you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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