So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
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The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?