i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
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I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
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Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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