just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
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