you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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