there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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