Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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