At least make sure they are 18
Why
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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