i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
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she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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