He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
handjob tips. give me some.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
