you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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