I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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