i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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