cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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