3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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