But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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