Sry I called you an 8
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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